Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Sorry about my life...
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
