I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I understand Curling. That high.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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