She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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