He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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