It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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