Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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