the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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