I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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