Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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