fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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