Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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