as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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