belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Where is the hickey?
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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