I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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