i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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