I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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