I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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