If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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