dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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