We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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