You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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