Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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