I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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