i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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