If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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