So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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