Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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