you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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