i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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