maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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