sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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