I'm really into asian looking animals
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
We left the knife in your bed.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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