The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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