Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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