Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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