I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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