Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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