no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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