with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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