If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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