ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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