For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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