in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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