We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
