Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize