Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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