Whatcha textin bout Willis?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
It's just like the Real World with babies
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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