do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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