My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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