Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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