i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
