You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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